Chapter 1

* As our story begins, we find five not so innocent girls in the Hino Shrine 
playing a monotonous game of Monopoly. And...take a wild guess who is losing...*


Serena: 'One...two...three...four.'
Ami: 'Alright Serena you landed on my boardwalk.'
Lita: 'Ohh...with a hotel, say goodbye.'
Serena: 'Oohh...*pouts*
Ami: 'Serena you owe me...$1,034 and...31 cents.'
Serena: 'But...'*counts her money* 'I only have...$24'
Ami: 'Well...I am willing to negotiate.'
Serena: 'But I've already mortgaged all my property.'
Mina: 'I'll lend you some money Serena...'
Rae: 'No Mina! Serena lost! She's out of the game!'*Gives Serena a devilish 
grin*
Serena: 'Rae you're so mean.'*Looks at Rae's money* 'Hey Rae...care to let me 
'borrow' some...' *Serena reaches her hand to Rae's money pile*
Rae: 'Back off meatball head!!! It's not my fault you spent all your money 
trying to get out of jail.'
Serena: 'Some friend you are.'*Sticks her tongue out at Rae*

*Rae and Serena yell at each other, while Mina slyly steals one of Rae's 
$20 bills. The bickering continues until the girls hear a deafening scream*

Lita: 'What was that?'

*The girls stand up, and Rae runs to where the scream came from. The others 
follow, and stand in the doorway of the room where the yell originated. They 
come face to face with a tall, dark, and hairy figure standing in front of a 
massive fire*

Rae: 'CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING????'
Chad: 'I was just starting a fire, and it kind of jumped at me.'
Ami: *Tries to stifle giggles* 'Your eyebrows are singed.'

*The girls look at Chad and laugh, all except for Rae*

Rae: 'What is your problem? You could have set the whole temple on fire, and 
besides, this is MY meditation room.'
Chad: 'Well it is the only place I can practice for the big competition next 
week.'
Mina: 'Do you mean at the festival?'
Rae: 'Yeah, I'll be singing in it.'
Lita: 'I'll be in the martial arts competition.'
Ami: *Blushes* 'And I'll be competing in a chess tournament.'
Mina: 'Well you guys are all doing something and I'm not.'
Serena: 'Hey don't feel bad...I'm not either.'
Rae: 'Well Serena...I hear they're having a pie eating contest.'
Serena: 'Oh yeah? well Rae you-'
Mina: 'Serena, forget about it, we can just check out the hot guys at the 
concession stands.'
Lita: 'Oh that reminds me, I'm late for training, gotta go guys. See ya 
later.'
Rest of the girls: 'Bye Lita.'
*Lita leaves the house*

Serena: 'So...come on...*Inches up to Rae and gives her one of those many funny 
faces that she possesses* 'What are you going to sing? A love song?'
Chad: 'Yeah...a love song?'
Rae: 'Can't tell, it's a surprise.'*Crosses her arms*
Serena: 'You can tell me, I won't tell anyone.'
Mina: 'Yeah right Serena! You have the biggest mouth!'
Ami: 'Well I hope I can see you perform. I don't know if I'll be in my 
tournament at the same time.'
Rae: 'Yeah...'*Stares into the fire, and she vaguely sees the face of a woman. 
Rae concentrates harder, and sees a black moon and a black star on this 
ladies forehead. She quickly blinks and comes out of her trance* 'Yeah...I 
hope so...'

*Meanwhile, at a distant planet that you don't yet know the name of, a 
mysterious woman who's name that cannot yet be revealed, is peering into her 
magical orb*

Mystery Woman: 'Planet Earth...'*Her voice echoes into the dark abyss that 
surrounds her*'How you have slipped from my grasp...but I swear...I will have 
your best...'*She leans back and belts out an evil psychotic laugh* 
'AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!' *She returns to her normal posture and fixes 
her hair* 'Now...ARMUCK...CLUCK...FU-' *She stops in mid sentence.... thinking about 
that third servants name.... well they all rhyme...now you take a guess what his 
name is...* 'Well, get out here!!'

*Her three stooges-er-servants rush out and bow*

Servants: 'Yes, how may we serve you?'
Mystery Woman: 'Armuck...Cluck...*She stops, stares at Cluck, and observes how 
Cluck is indeed an overgrown Chicken* 'And you...' *Looks at the third 
servant*
[Edited]: 'My name is Fu-'
Mystery Woman: *Interrupts him yelling* 'I know your name!!! Your mother 
must have been on something when she named you...but...I have a master plan to 
capture planet earth...now...' *the camera zooms in on her face* 'Listen very 
closely....'


The Day Of The Festival


*Lita, Ami, Rae, Mina Serena, Darien, and of course the cats Luna and 
Artemis are standing around at the festival talking*

Serena: *Takes a bite of her corndog* 'You guys are sure to win, I know it.' 
*All the while she speaks pieces of food fly out of her mouth*
Rae: Serena you are such a hog!! Don't talk with your mouthful...and besides, 
you have mustard on your lip.' *Rae sticks her tongue out at Serena*
Serena: 'Can it you brat!!'
Darien: 'Well I have to get to school and work on my report, good luck 
girls.'
Serena: *Purses her lips for a kiss*
Darien: 'Uhh....' *Looks at the mustard on Serena's face* 'Oh, look at the 
time, gotta run!'
*Races away*
Lita: 'I have been training really hard for the past year. I've been working 
to concentrate my mind physically as well as mentally.'
Mina: 'Wow...I'm sure you'll do great.'
Lita: 'If I win here, I am declared the greatest teenage martial artist in 
all of Japan.'
Ami: 'Well I have to go prepare now, what time will you be on stage Rae?'

*All the other girls look at Rae, and notice that she is staring into 
space*

Serena: 'Rae?...HEY RAE!!!'

*Rae shakes her head and looks at the other girls*

Lita: 'Are you alright Rae?'
Rae: 'Yeah, I-uh...was just daydreaming that's all.'
Ami: *Gives Rae an uneasy look* 'Oh well...what time are you performing?'
Rae: 'The contest starts in about an hour...' *Looks around uneasily* I uh, 
better go...' *Rae walks off*
Serena: 'Wow...she was acting oddly...'
Mina: 'Yeah I wonder what's wrong.'
Lita: 'She's probably nervous. I doubt she's ever performed in front of such 
a large audience before.'
Ami: 'Well Lita, we'd better go prepare also.'
Lita: 'Yeah, bye guys stay out of trouble.'

*Lita and Ami walk off*

Mina: 'Trouble...yeah right!!'
Serena: 'Ok let's scope out the hot guys now.'
Mina: 'Yeah I'll wrap them right around my finger for I am the goddess of-'
Luna: 'Yoohoo, down here girls.'

*Serena and Mina look down to see their cats, and pick them up*

Luna: 'Now girls, be careful. I don't think Rae was acting that way for 
nothing...I think she knows something.'
Serena: 'Luna, don't be silly. If Rae knew something, she would tell us. 
Now...about those boys...'


Meanwhile...In Rae's Dressing Room...


*Rae is looking into a mirror, applying lipstick. She suddenly drops the 
lipstick, leaving a red streak running down her chin*

Rae: 'What is my problem?' *Tries to wipe the lipstick from her chin* 'I 
can't concentrate. It's these visions...these bad vibes...' *Looks into the 
mirror and tears form in her eyes* 'How can I perform if my mind isn't 
focused? Besides, it's probably all in my head...' *Hears a knock on the door 
and hurriedly wipes the lipstick off her chin* 'Who is it?'

*The door opens*

Chad: 'Hi it's me Chad. I came to wish you luck.' *Hands Rae a bouquet of 
flowers*
Rae: 'Oh, thank you Chad, you shouldn't have.'
Chad: 'Oh well, I-' *Blushes* 'Rae you look like you've been crying, are you 
alright?'
Rae: *Wipes her eyes* 'Yeah, don't worry about me. I'm fine. Just nervous 
that's all...' *Turns away from Chad, and can hear a mysterious laughter*


At The Chess Tournament

Ami: 'Checkmate!'
Announcer: 'Miss Mizuno does it again!'

*The crowd roars with applause*

Announcer: 'And that's it! She's the winner of this year's competition! In 
one hour there will be an awards ceremony where Miss Mizuno as well as the 
other winners at this year's festival will be crowned! Please do your best 
to attend. There will be music, free refreshments, and plenty of fun!'


And At The Martial Arts Competition...

Lita: 'Hiiiya!!!!' *Delivers a roundhouse kick to her opponent who blocks 
it*
Component: 'I told you...I can never be defeated. Especially by a girl.'
Lita: *Thinking* 'He is trying to upset me, to get me to fight out of 
anger...but I won't...I must concentrate.'

*Her component delivers a punch to Lita's shoulder. She blocks it while 
keeping her eyes closed, and flips him over her body. He lands on the mats 
with a 'thud'*

Announcer: 'He is down! He has taken so much from this young girl already. 
Can he get back up?'

*Lita's component opens his eyes, and slowly gets back to his feet*

Component: 'I...will not...lose...'

*Lita runs up to him and gracefully slides her lag under his feet knocking 
him back to the ground*

Announcer: 'This has been a long, hard fight. Is he going to give up?'

*Lita stares at her component as sweat drips from her face. He attempts to 
stand, but falls*

Announcer: 'Looks like this fight's over! We have our winner!!'
Lita: *Bows* 'And why did you think I could not win because I am a girl? To 
master an art, it is irrelevant whether you are male or female.'

*Her component looks up and stares coldly at her*

At another area of the festival, most likely a Food Stand...

Mina: 'Hey Serena, look at him! He's even cuter than Darien!!'
Serena: 'As if! No one is cuter-' *Turns her head to look at the guy Mina 
was pointing to* 'Hey he IS pretty cute.'
Mina: 'Boy, I'd like to take him and just-'
Artemis: 'Mina!! We don't want to hear about your sick fantasies! Besides, 
what time is it? We can't miss Rae's performance.'
Serena: 'Oh yeah, well I guess we have to go now.' *Looks at her watch* 'I 
think Rae is the last performance, so we have time.'

*The girls with their cats go to the singing stage, and find seats with 
Lita, Ami and Chad*

Serena: *Sits down* 'Did we miss anything?'

*Surrounding people in the audience look at Serena, and one boy throws 
popcorn at her*

Mina: 'Serena whisper!'
Serena: *Whispering* 'Sorry.'
Lita: 'No, I think Rae is up next.'
Ami: 'The competition is pretty stiff.'
Chad: 'I know Rae will win, she's great. But I think something's wrong. When 
I went to visit her earlier she looked like she had been crying.'

*The girls exchange glances*

Lita: 'I wonder what it could be.'

*The stage lights go back on, so the girls sit back and stop talking. They 
watch Rae walk on to the stage*

Chad: 'Wow! She looks hot in that dress!'
Lita: 'Ssshhh...she's going to say something.'
Rae: *Grabs the microphone off of the stand* 'Hello everyone. My name is 
Hino Rae. And I am going to be singing a song that I wrote. It's about 
standing by the ones you love no matter how hard things get.'

*Applause, then the music starts*

Rae: *Singing* 'throughout it all, you've been the one to stand by me. Not 
realizing just what I had, and then you reached out your hand. Inseparable 
since the start. The friend with so much heart. And even if we yell and 
scream, you know I'll be with you through it all...'

*Rae sings the whole song through, and when she finishes the judging 
starts*

Mina: 'Wow that was great.'
Lita: 'Ah, everyone else sucked compared to Rae. She'll win easily.'

*The presenter comes out on stage*

Presenter: 'That was some show. Now, as the judges finish tallying up the 
votes, could we please have all our performers come back onstage?'

*All the performers walk up to the stage, and line up behind the presenter*

Presenter: 'And the winner is...Miss Hino Rae!!! Round of applause please!!'
Lita: 'I knew it! Go Rae!'

*Rae steps forward and bows*

Presenter: 'Miss Hino and the rest of this year's winners will be awarded at 
the awards ceremony taking place in just a few minutes! So stay where you 
are!'

*Serena, Lita, Mina, Ami and Chad run up to the stage to congratulate Rae*

Serena: 'Hey Rae! Great job!'
Mina: 'Yeah, you really healed some arms!'
Rae: 'I did what?'
Ami: 'I think Mina meant 'Broke a leg.''
Mina: 'No....why would I want rae to hurt herself?'
Lita: 'Well,' *Looks at Mina funnily* 'You were awesome.'
Chad: 'Yeah.'
Rae: 'Oh Chad, how did you do in your contest?'
Chad: *Smiles* 'I won!'
Rae: 'Oh great! Well, I guess we should go get in our places for the 
ceremony with the rest of the winners.'
Mina: 'Ok, Serena and I will be there soon.'

*Everyone leaves except for Serena and Mina (and there cats)*

Serena: 'Lets go get a slushie, then get to the ceremony.'
Mina: 'Ok sounds good.'

*As Serena and Mina walk to the slushie stand, they see what looks like-a 
giant chicken! Yes, a GIANT CHICKEN terrorizing citizens*

Cluck: 'I am the almighty Cluck! Hear my CLUCK!'
Serena: 'What the hell is that?'
Mina: 'It looks like a chicken.'
Artemis: 'Oh no, look at his forehead.'

*The two girls look at the crazed chicken, and see that on his forehead are 
a black moon and a black star*

Mina: 'A black moon, and a black star. What does it mean?'
Luna: 'No time to explain. Just transform!'
Serena: *Grabs her locket* 'You got it! MOON...CRYSTAL POWER....MAKE UP!!!!'
Mina: 'VENUS STAR POWER...MAKE UP!!!!'

*The two girls transform, and while they do Luna realizes that Artemis has 
a sick look of pleasure on his face*

Luna: 'ARTEMIS!!! For God's sake they're humans!! We're cats!!'
Artemis: 'But Luna...I don't-'
Luna: 'Isn't what I give you enough?'

*The two cats stop arguing as Sailor moon and Sailor Venus rush past them 
and onto the scene*

Moon: 'Hey feathers!'

*Cluck looks up at Sailor Moon*

Moon: 'How dare you terrorize people on a day that is supposed to be set 
aside for fun!'
Venus: 'They should be deep frying you at the fast food joint.'
Moon: 'I am Sailor Moon!'
Venus: 'And I am Sailor Venus!'
Moon: 'And in the name of the Moon...'
Venus: 'And in the name of Venus...'
Both: 'We shall punish you!!'

*Both girls strike a pose, and Cluck gives them an amused look*

Cluck: 'I've been expecting you sailor twerps. Although...I thought there 
would be more of you.'
Moon: 'Expecting us? Who are you?'
Cluck: 'I am the almighty Cluck!'
Venus: 'Well, we are not impressed! VENUS...CRESCENT V....SMASH!!!!!'

*Cluck easily falls to the ground while feathers fly everywhere. He quickly 
stands back up*

Cluck: 'Ah!!! Look what you did!!' *He tries to pick up the feathers that 
were blown off from Venus' hit*That's it! You asked for it girlies!' *Cluck 
takes a deep breath, extends his wings, and yells out a loud 'BAAAAWWWWK'. 
Large, slimy worms fly from his mouth and attach themselves to Sailor Moon 
and Venus.*

Venus: 'Eww, what are these things?'
Moon: 'I-I don't know. But one is crawling up my nose!'
Venus: 'I don't think they will come off!'
Moon: 'What are we going to do?'
Cluck: 'There's nothing you can do! Looks like my jobs done.' *Flies away*
Venus: 'What did that sick excuse for Big Bird mean by that?' *Tries to pick 
a worm out of her hair*
Luna: 'Girls look at the awards ceremony! Something's gone wrong!'
Artemis: 'Cluck must have been here to distract you from what his allies are 
doing.'
Moon: 'Why? What are they...'

*Mon and Venus look to where the awards ceremony is being held*

Moon: 'Oh....my...'

*The two girls look to see that all of the contest winners have been tied 
up and are being loaded onto a rather queer looking spaceship. While the 
bystanders have been knocked unconscious*

Venus: 'Oh no! What are we going to do?'
Moon: 'Ami, Rae, Lita and Chad are going to be put on that...that thing.'
Venus: 'We have to save them!'
Moon: 'But...' *Looks down to see that the slime from the worms has glued 
their feet to the ground* 'We can't move'
Venus: 'Wait! I have an idea...VENUS...LOVE CHAIN...ENCIRCLE!!!!!' *Aims the chain 
towards the ship, and the chain wraps itself around the body of the 
spaceship. Venus tightly grabs a hold of her end of the chain* 'There.'
Moon: 'Wow, good going Venus!'
Venus: 'Now...when they take off, we can go along for the ride. Now hold on to 
the chain.'

*Moon grabs the chain with both hands*

Luna: 'Good thinking girls, now be careful.'
Artemis: 'That chicken you were fighting works for an evil queen, but we are 
not sure what is going on.'
Moon: 'Don't worry. We'll be careful.'
Artemis: 'The Queen's name is 'The Maiden of Madness'.'
Moon: 'Well, whoever she is, I bet she is a freak just like that bird.'
Venus: 'Ok this is it. Ready for take off?'
Moon: 'Ready.'

*The queer spaceship takes off, and the two Sailor Scouts are lifted off 
the ground, and also pulled out of their footwear. Which remains stuck to 
the ground*

Moon: 'Hey! My boots! I'm barefoot!'
Venus: 'Well those heels were a pain in the ass to run in anyways.'
Moon: 'So what are we going to do during this long flight?'
Venus: 'Well I don't know about you, but I'm going to try and pick off these 
gross slimy worms!'

As our heroes dangle helplessly thousands of miles above land, they are 
oblivious to what this adventure is leading them to. What does this evil 
Queen want with Ami, Rae, Lita, Chad, and all the other contest winners? And 
will Sailor Moon and Sailor Venus be able to defeat the enemy barefoot? Find 
out in Chapter 2!!!